In a statement released Wednesday from the SHF corporate headquarters, announced by Public Information Office Cliff Dweller, it is reported the Q has removed his anterior from his posterior.
"At approximately 13:30 on 13 May 2009, there were multiple reports of a loud popping sound heard across the southern metro area. We can confirm that this was not an explosion of any type, no safety concerns or actions are warranted and all government entities are being informed of the situation."
"What we are able to confirm is that the sound that was reported was the head of the Benevolent and Almighty Leader of SHF, Munpe Q, was finally able to pull his head from his ass. This caused a large change in air pressure around the area which is the source of the sound as reported. When this happened, SHF HQ was notified and we are able to report that Q did in fact ask his beautiful and wonderful girlfriend of 3+ years to marry him."
Statements from Bird's representatives were not immediately available. It is confirmed via Q that Bird did indeed accept.
End of statement.
B's and Q's are getting married!