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May 2009 Entries

Go on, say it...

Yeah, I was wrong about Patrick Roy. I'm surprised as hell I gotta say that he said no. "I can't leave because Canada has the best cereal for my kids, they don't like Count Chocula in America." What I'm not surprised at is that he DID receive an offer and LIED about it. I knew he did, you don't have 1.2 shitloads of people saying, "yeah, he got an offer" and then we're to believe that he didn't just because he says, "Nuh uh, did not!" Stock dropped dramatically in my book for him. Like...

posted @ Friday, May 29, 2009 3:50 PM | Feedback (0) |

Hockey Rant for Tonight

I was told a story by my lovely fiance the other day regarding a comment made by a person that works at the same company she does. This guy apparantely made mention of how Pittsburgh's citizen's are such shitty inconsiderate assholes. And tonight, on national TV, they prove it. Pittsburgh had scored their 3rd goal of the game tonight and instead of being humble but happy, there was this one guy who was seen right behind Carolina's Head Coach Paul Maurice giving him the bird. I mean, not just a funny limp finger, it was an...

posted @ Tuesday, May 19, 2009 3:18 AM | Feedback (0) |

Roy the heck is going on?

Roy offered Avalanche coaching job : Click Me My opinion on this hasn't quite gelled. What I can tell you that I am up for is a good ol' fashioned shakeup in the locker room. And maybe this is it. I no longer want to see the Quenville regime (sorry Granato, you're not doin' for me either). The key to good coaching is to be inspirational, show confidence, motivate individuals and yes create a team that is solid through every shift. Can a net tender who is well known for a slight temper and even more individuality create...

posted @ Monday, May 18, 2009 2:26 PM | Feedback (1) |

Anterior Released from Posterior, Q Proposes

In a statement released Wednesday from the SHF corporate headquarters, announced by Public Information Office Cliff Dweller, it is reported the Q has removed his anterior from his posterior. "At approximately 13:30 on 13 May 2009, there were multiple reports of a loud popping sound heard across the southern metro area. We can confirm that this was not an explosion of any type, no safety concerns or actions are warranted and all government entities are being informed of the situation." "What we are able to confirm is that the sound that was reported was the head of the Benevolent...

posted @ Thursday, May 14, 2009 7:00 AM | Feedback (0) |

Tattoo dedicated to SHF!

posted @ Tuesday, May 12, 2009 8:43 AM | Feedback (1) |

Munpe Q ok's beating of stupid judges

I read an article this morning that says that a Saudi judge gives a solid 2 thumbs up on the ability to slap a woman if he feels like she has spent too much money. Read more here The article provides the following example: "If a person gives SR 1,200 [$320] to his wife and she spends 900 riyals [$240] to purchase an abaya [the black cover that women in Saudi Arabia must wear] from a brand shop and if her husband slaps her on the face as a reaction to her action, she deserves that punishment." So, I hereby declare and provide the...

posted @ Monday, May 11, 2009 6:53 AM | Feedback (0) |

Cornell on Letterman

I've been anxiously awaiting to see Chris Cornell on Letterman. His Twitter's have been littering my Tweetdeck for days with the fact that he played the show but never said when it would air. Well, tonight was the night. The performance didn't meet expectations but it's like eating your favorite food, it's always good no matter how bad it is. Cornell did as good a job as to be expected. His voice was cooked but he warned everyone about that on Monday a la twitter. At the end of the show, Letterman's "ouch,...

posted @ Friday, May 08, 2009 11:47 PM | Feedback (0) |

SHF v2

You stanky mofo's who never read this will have to begin to hop on board the SHF Train, it's pulling away from the station and we'll be making zero stops. It's gonna be a hell of a ride so bookmark this shit and start reading. You stanky mofo's.

posted @ Friday, May 08, 2009 11:12 AM | Feedback (2) |

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